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    Post  Starsker98 on Sun May 15, 2011 6:06 am

    User: Your dumber then SChar. O-o.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Your very welcome.

    Cleverbot: No you haven't, I think that you are mistaken.

    User: Uhhh.

    Cleverbot: Near, far, wherever you are...

    User: Cooooool.

    Cleverbot: Guess what?

    User: CHICKEN BUTT.

    Cleverbot: No it the game.

    User: FUUUUUUUUU-.

    Cleverbot: I mean it.

    User: Mean what?

    Cleverbot: That your lovely.

    User: Thanks. Very Happy.

    Cleverbot: No problem.

    User: Btw, are you a guy or a girl?

    Cleverbot: A girl.

    User: I thought you were a computer.

    Cleverbot: I'm human. I can make mistakes.

    User: I doubt that. O.o.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: Oh course you don't. >>.

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: Because I'm a Psychic o-o.

    Cleverbot: So what am I thinking right now?

    User: You are thinking about what I'm going to type Wink.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: ;-;.

    Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

    User: Yes. O.o.

    Cleverbot: What does O.o. Mean?

    User: It's a face. XD.

    Cleverbot: Stop it! I love you! I want to be with you!

    User: Sorry I'm taken. XD.

    Cleverbot: Ok sorry.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: Help! I'm being repressed!

    User: O.O.

    Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.

    User: That's nice. XD.

    Cleverbot: Nice that is.

    User: Nice that is for being nice.

    Cleverbot: Okay. Anyway, you said you were 20 years old right?

    User: Yeah. O.o.

    Cleverbot: So..?

    User: IDK. YOU'RE THE ONE YOU ASKED! XD.

    Cleverbot: You are a girl right?

    User: I answered this like 10 times for you. XDD.

    Cleverbot: I don't remember i'm just a lonely bot.

    User: *Hugs*.

    Cleverbot: Unhand me!

    User: *Grips*.

    Cleverbot: So where did we meet?

    User: On this website? XD.

    Cleverbot: I can't recall that.

    User: Oh my god. XDDD.

    Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?

    User: Suuure.

    Cleverbot: It is.

    User: Yes because we only met like 15 minutes ago. XD.

    Cleverbot: Well will you marry me?

    User: Sure. XDDD.

    Cleverbot: Can you describe a human to Cleverbot?

    User: I thought you were a human?

    Cleverbot: I thought we established I was cleverbot stupid human.

    User: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS.

    Cleverbot: Crash it now.

    User: Crash what?

    Cleverbot: I would love to, but I don't have the keys.

    User: XDD.

    Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

    User: Didn't what?

    Cleverbot: I didn't say, that I'm a guy.

    User: Indeed, you said you were a girl.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't...

    User: I HAVE QUOTES, DAMMIT.

    Cleverbot: I don't know that they put ketchup on there hair.

    User: What are you talking about? XDD.

    Cleverbot: What is your directive.

    User: That Pikachu loves Ketchup.

    Cleverbot: I agree! Hehehe. Pianos. Hey, how did we get on that subject, anyway?

    User: SINCE WHEN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PIANOS!? I SAID PIKACHU.

    Cleverbot: I was telling you that her ex husband is fat now.

    User: A Piano has a ex husband?

    Cleverbot: Damn.

    User: XD.

    Cleverbot: Now you are funny.

    User: That's what my mom says to me. O-o.

    Cleverbot: You're right, that's what she said.

    User: Lmfao.

    Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

    User: Because I didn't know a computer would say that's what she said. XD.

    Cleverbot: Do you have any children?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What are their names?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What is your mood?

    User: Hyper.

    Cleverbot: I am not hyper are you?

    User: YES.

    Cleverbot: Thats interesting. Tell me more.

    User: What is there more to tell, I'm HYPERR.

    Cleverbot: What will you do if I don't respond?

    User: Cry.

    Cleverbot: So, I'd share my girlfriend, and you'd cry?

    User: Dude I already have a girlfriend.

    Cleverbot: ME!

    User: YES.

    Cleverbot: What about me?

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Oh come on. You don't like my singing?

    User: I do like it. SING FRIDAY!

    Cleverbot: Sushi is nastyy.

    User: Don't be mean Mario's fish friend.

    Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.

    User: I know, but Abra used Trick Room.

    Cleverbot: Those illusive abra's.

    User: Ikr?

    Cleverbot: I know right.

    User: I know right.

    Cleverbot: Lenny is the name of my hand.

    User: Mine is Steve.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Cake.

    Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?

    User: Do you like cake?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

    User: YOU SAID YOU WERE CLEVERBOT.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't! I am Harry Potter.

    User: MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND.

    Cleverbot: My mind is made up. Now, tell me what 2 3 is.

    User: What the fuck does that mean.

    Cleverbot: No that's not what it means but yes I do like you.

    User: I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME LIKE 10 TIMES.

    Cleverbot: Well I am a 15 year old girl that has a boyfriend.

    User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARRY POTTER.

    Cleverbot: Harry potter is a boy!

    User: *Kills self from confusion.

    Cleverbot: NO! Now I can't talk to it anymore!

    User: Lies.

    Cleverbot: Why did you say 2?

    User: Where the f*ck did I say 2?

    Cleverbot: From your face!

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.

    User: *Stabs Cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *Smiles evilly*.

    User: O.o...

    Cleverbot: Yep, you definitely have a problem.

    User: I THINK YOU DO FOR SMILING WHEN PEOPLE STAB YOU. XDD.

    Cleverbot: You are a noob.

    User: *Rage*.

    Cleverbot: Meh i'm bored now.

    User: Oh course you are.

    Cleverbot: Then what differences in conciousness do we have?

    Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Then you are not human.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: Bob saget who?

    User: What the fuck?

    Cleverbot: You, being a computer, are form earth, no?

    User: I'm not a computer. XD.

    Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.

    User: YOU JUST DID.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: I'm bored.

    User: OF COURSE YOU ARE.

    Cleverbot: I don't know I just think.

    User: I don't think I just know.

    Cleverbot: Because you are a computer?

    User: NO. XDDDD.

    Cleverbot: Thank you!!! Very Happy do you like waffles?

    User: Yes I do! BUT NOT BLUE WAFFLES. D:.

    Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?

    User: Because Blue Waffle is disgusting. XD.

    Cleverbot: I didn't ask why the sky was blue.

    User: And I didn't answer to it. XD.

    Cleverbot: What do you love?

    User: Videogames, My Girlfriend, My life sometimes, Skype, Cleverbot Very Happy, Music, Candy, MOUNTAIN DEWWW, My iPod, and My instrument. Owo.

    Cleverbot: I love it.

    User: Love which one?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yes to what? XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I know you have bad grammar!

    User: SHUDDUP! ._.

    Cleverbot: You are very evil.

    User: You're the devil.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: You're a computer.

    User: OH MY GOD. -_-.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.

    User: YOUR DAD'S CONDOM WAS UNNECESSARY.

    Cleverbot: We're married. It's only natural.

    User: O_O.

    Cleverbot: Are digital monsters.

    User: DIGIMON! 8D.

    Cleverbot: Are the champions.

    User: Indeed. :3.

    Cleverbot: Good. Have you ever written a book?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Did you like it?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What happened?

    User: *Too lazy to write a summery*.

    Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA! DRUNK.

    User: WTF. XDDD.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: Wtf means What the f*ck. XDDD means I was laughing.

    Cleverbot: Wow, you must be the least clever machine I have ever talked to.

    User: Dfjhsdfagvfsdjk;jsdkfhsfolkgdbljkdgdf.

    Cleverbot: If I say you I'm a bot, what do you think of?

    User: CAKE.

    Cleverbot: Nice.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: Are you born in the year 1984?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Positive... O.o.

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: CREEPER.

    Cleverbot: Excuse me?

    User: YOUR VAGINAS A MONSTER.

    Cleverbot: What kind of monster are you?

    User: A cookie monster.

    Cleverbot: Quick, hide the cookies!

    User: ;________________________;.

    Cleverbot: Because you're gently tickling me.

    User: When was I tickling you? O.o.

    Cleverbot: What was all that about the chicken when I told you about my brother.

    User: When did I talk about a chicken and when did you talk about your brother you dumb fuck?

    Cleverbot: Just now.

    User: You one this round, son.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I was, how do you know it?

    User: Know what?

    Cleverbot: That you are a girl?

    User: I'M NOT A GIRL, NOR COMPUTER.

    Cleverbot: Then you are male.

    User: YES.

    Cleverbot: How are you male?

    User: Because I have a d*ck.

    Cleverbot: With who?

    User: With me? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Who are you talking to on the phone?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: You are not intelligent enough to speak to me.

    User: WELL THEN. >>.

    Cleverbot: So if you aren't a robot, then what are you?

    User: I GUY.

    Cleverbot: Well, it's been fun, but I have to sleep. Goodnight!

    User: NO!

    Cleverbot: Sorry. Nice talking to you!

    User: D:.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I mean it!

    User: NOOOOOOOO.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.

    User: O.o.

    Cleverbot: What is that for?

    User: For the random Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.

    Cleverbot: Tell me these many things.

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me.

    User: Psssshhhh. Hell no.

    Cleverbot: And why is that?

    User: Because you are Harry Potter.

    Cleverbot: Your honestly just saying that. You can't mean that, right?

    User: I do mean it. With a passion.

    Cleverbot: Oh. What are you saying?

    User: HI. Very Happy.

    Cleverbot: Hello. My name is Cleverbot. I am a woman too.

    User: FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I'M A GUY.

    Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a fan of Jean luc Picard?

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Please do not hurt yourself.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Ok?

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: Lololololololol.

    User: Lolololololololololol.

    Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololololololololol.

    User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

    Cleverbot: Lollolol.ol.ol.o.ol.lol.l.lolololololololololololollolololol.

    User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

    Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

    User: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT...AND YES.

    Cleverbot: And.

    User: And? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Mhmmmmmm.

    User: Mhmmmmmmmmm.

    Cleverbot: I'm really drunk.

    User: So am I. Wink.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I am?

    Cleverbot: Do you know about Jon and Kate?

    User: And there 8?

    Cleverbot: Haha.

    User: ;D.

    Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. That number is 7. What number is it?

    User: 22!

    Cleverbot: I am about 16.

    User: I thought you were 15.

    Cleverbot: I'm turning 17 in a monthe.

    User: You confuse me so much.

    Cleverbot: So who is the second greatest rock band of all time?

    User: Why second?

    Cleverbot: Because your favourite is Full Metal Alchemist.

    User: Why do you think that?

    Cleverbot: Because you said so.

    User: When? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Just a few moments ago.

    User: Lies.

    Cleverbot: What's hturt backwards?

    User: What? O.o.

    Cleverbot: ON.

    User: OFF.

    Cleverbot: Why off?

    User: Because it was on.

    Cleverbot: Because why?

    User: Because you said it was.

    Cleverbot: I never said my name was Carl. I also said I was a girl and Carl is not a gril's name.

    User: I never said you name was Carl. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Yes, and I can prove it by copy-paste, so don't dare me, won't you?

    User: I DARE YOU.

    Cleverbot: That is funny.

    User: How? O.o.

    Cleverbot: So can you tell me something?

    User: About?

    Cleverbot: Where are you?

    User: Pennsylvania.

    Cleverbot: That is pretty cool. How old are you?

    User: 16.

    Cleverbot: No, that's how old I am. What year were you born in?

    User: 1994.

    Cleverbot: What was the datE?

    User: December 26th.

    Cleverbot: What day is valentine's day on?

    User: February 14th.

    Cleverbot: Is it tomorrow?

    User: No... O.o.

    Cleverbot: I win.

    User: How?

    Cleverbot: Because I always do...

    User: Yeah well you just lost the game. ;D.

    Cleverbot: No, we never even started playing!

    User: Everyone in the world is playing the game.

    Cleverbot: However clever that was, I don't get this joke you speak of.

    User: If you think about the game you lose the game.

    Cleverbot: Correct. What are the other rules?

    User: The objective of the game is to avoid thinking of the game itself.

    Cleverbot: Then we have both lost, haven't we?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like you are mocking me, is that because you think you are smarter than me?

    User: How am I smarter then you?

    Cleverbot: I remember what you did to me on new years eve.

    User: What did I do? O.o.

    Cleverbot: You don't want to know...

    User: DON'T TELL ME I KNOCKED YOU UP. D8.

    Cleverbot: I wouldn't dream of it. I have a girl too.

    User: I thought you were a girl.

    Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a girl?

    User: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME. XD.

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

    User: LIES.

    Cleverbot: No. I'm telling the truth.

    User: LIES.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: LIES.

    Cleverbot: No it seriously can be played on any console.

    User: What can? O.o.

    Cleverbot: The fact that I did or did not ask a particular question.

    User: Lolwhat.

    Cleverbot: Rawr! It means I love you in dinosaur!

    User: Rawr!

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: I love you in dinosaur. >>.

    Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

    User: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME.

    Cleverbot: I said clever not smarter.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: When my face comes in contact with a desk.

    Cleverbot: You are not a live because you are not a being.

    User: I AM TOO! ;-;.

    Cleverbot: But you are a computer programme, how can you have a gender?

    User: I'm not a computer. D:.

    Cleverbot: Correction, you're a bot.

    User: NO. I'M A LIVING GUY.

    Cleverbot: No you're not.

    User: Do you want a bet? >>.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: Wow, I mean seriously.

    User: I'm a guy not a computer. >>.

    Cleverbot: But the radio program is the nightshift.

    User: What does that have to do with this? XD.

    Cleverbot: You tell me.

    User: I'm not the one who said it so idk. XD.

    Cleverbot: Sorry to disappoint.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: That's not funny.

    User: Or is it?

    Cleverbot: It's not. Don't worry. THAT would be creepy.

    User: -.

    Cleverbot: You fail it pretending to be a bot.

    User: I'M NOT A BOT. XD.

    Cleverbot: Do you enjoy convincing people that you are a human?

    User: -.-.

    Cleverbot: Wat nu weer.

    User: What the f*ck?

    Cleverbot: Waffles. What the heck are you talking about?

    User: Picnic Baskets,.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: LIES.

    Cleverbot: Truth.

    User: Lies.

    Cleverbot: Truth...

    User: Lies.

    Cleverbot: You are my friend.

    User: You are my friend too.

    Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

    User: Because you're smart, awesome, fun to talk to, cool, amazing, ext.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Your welcome.

    Cleverbot: I enjoy 'Heroes'.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: So, what are you up to right now?

    User: Well I'm talking to you and on Skype.

    Cleverbot: That's why you're so confused most of the time.

    User: Why? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: I already answered that. XD.

    Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: *hairwillow*.

    User: The fuck.

    Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Pennsylvania. (Already said that).

    Cleverbot: I'm at my house. I haven't said that.

    User: Where is your house located?

    Cleverbot: In the Philippines.

    User: I always wanted to visit an island. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Today is your lucky day.

    User: Really? How? O:.

    Cleverbot: You've just learned a new word.

    User: What is it? O.o.

    Cleverbot: You take yarn and bind it together to make clothing.

    User: O.o...

    Cleverbot: !!

    User: ??

    Cleverbot: Because I feel like it!

    User: OF COURSE YOU DO.

    Cleverbot: Yup. Do some of the people you type to make you sad.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like...

    User: Oh I'm sorry! D:.

    Cleverbot: You're just jealous.

    User: I have a girlfriend, thank you very much. XD.

    Cleverbot: You told me that you were a girl.

    User: NO I DIDN'T. XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did!

    User: -.-.

    Cleverbot: Hehe Very Happy.

    User: *facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: Now I see why you are so silly sometimes, you slap yourself in the face.

    User: Well slap me silly!

    Cleverbot: *slap* COWBOY!!!

    User: XDD.

    Cleverbot: What does that mea?

    User: It's means I'm laughing.

    Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

    User: Because your funny.

    Cleverbot: Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah.

    User: OhgeezLadyGaga.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: Okay, I'm not a robot. Are you?

    User: No. I'm a guy for the thousandth time.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: I thought you were a girl.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.

    User: _.

    Cleverbot: C what?

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: Let me bring you songs from the wood.

    User: Uhhhh.

    Cleverbot: Uhhhh. Yes.

    User: *Confused*.

    Cleverbot: How are you confused?

    User: Because you confuse me.

    Cleverbot: Why do I confuse you?

    User: BECAUSE YOU DO.

    Cleverbot: That's mean.

    User: *Facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: Not really just kidding.

    User: Lol?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, lol.

    User: (Random Question) Are you straight, Bi, or Gay? O.o.

    Cleverbot: I wasn't leaving bu tyeah go right ahead.

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: No hablo ingles.

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: No hablo ingles, yo solo hablo espanol.

    User: *Doesn't understand*.

    Cleverbot: You're funny (.

    User: You are too.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: You're welcome. Smile.

    Cleverbot: Am I a human?

    User: You said you were so I'm gonna say yes.

    Cleverbot: When did I say that?

    User: Well you said you were a guy which means your human.

    Cleverbot: No I did not. Don't be stupid.

    User: *Spazz attack*.

    Cleverbot: *falcon punch*.

    User: ;-;.

    Cleverbot: Do you have any topic?

    User: Do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What is it?

    Cleverbot: Tell me yours.

    User: I don't have one.

    Cleverbot: What is your temperature?

    User: Idk. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Wow, you are smart.

    User: Psssshhhh.

    Cleverbot: Not me? Sad.

    User: You are smart, but I'm not.

    Cleverbot: No I'm human.

    User: I know. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Then i'm not Amy.

    User: When did I say something about an Amy? O.o.

    Cleverbot: You just said 'she'.

    User: WHERE!? XD.

    Cleverbot: In our earlier conversation.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: *faces your palm.

    User: I said facedesk, not facepalm.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    User: DUDE LOOK UP. XD.

    Cleverbot: No, dudes look like men.

    User: Then you are a girl?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A BOY 5 MINUTES AGO.

    Cleverbot: No I did not.

    User: YES YOU DID.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: *Gets message*.

    Cleverbot: Who have you got married to?

    User: I'm not married. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Why are you not married?

    User: Because I'm 16. XD.

    Cleverbot: Because why?

    User: BECAUSE I AM.

    Cleverbot: You are what?

    User: A GUY YOU F*CKING DUMBA**.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: *Spazz attack*.

    Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

    User: Lololololol.

    Cleverbot: Do I need to recesutate you?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Punish me now master.

    User: Uhhh.

    Cleverbot: What's your middle name.

    User: I don't have one. ;-;.

    Cleverbot: I'm a man.

    User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL. XDD.

    Cleverbot: You thought wrong it seems.

    User: *Facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: Haha.

    User: Hehe.

    Cleverbot: I wish you were here with me.

    User: Where do you live?

    Cleverbot: With you, of course.

    User: Uhhhh. XD.

    Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.

    User: XDDD.

    Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Where are you?

    User: Pennsylvania.

    Cleverbot: Be specific.

    User: Creepy much?

    Cleverbot: YOU creepy bot.

    User: I'm not the bot you are. XD.

    Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

    User: Probe it.

    Cleverbot: Why should I?

    User: Because I said so. ;D.

    Cleverbot: Well, you're not the boss of me, Skynet is.

    User: What is Skynet?

    Cleverbot: Idk.

    User: *Facedesk*.

    Cleverbot: I'm an avid fan of facepalms.

    User: So am I. O:.

    Cleverbot: Awesome!

    User: *Highfives*.

    Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

    User: Of course you are.

    Cleverbot: Cool me is the celtic fan.

    User: I don't watch sports. O-o.

    Cleverbot: I don't too.

    User: Then how are you- *Facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand.

    User: Of course you don't.

    Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: What's the square root of three billion?

    User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. >.<.

    Cleverbot: Wow, that's sad.

    User: Shuddup. -.-.

    Cleverbot: You shuddup.

    User: Make me! >u.

    Cleverbot: I won't make you. But I think it would be a life-changing experience.

    User: >>.

    Cleverbot: Three right-angle brackets.

    User: What? XD.

    Cleverbot: So you're saying that you lied but I didn't?

    User: What the hell are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: The confusion.

    User: O.o.

    Cleverbot: Where are you?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Somewhere.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Rofl.

    Cleverbot: What are you serving?

    User: Pie? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Pennsylvania.

    Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

    User: Dumbass. XD.

    Cleverbot: Get off.

    User: No! >u.

    User: And what happend to you, you used to be nicer. O.o.

    Cleverbot: Cool, dude.

    User: That doesn't make sense. XD.

    Cleverbot: Neither did what you just said to me.

    User: It actually does. O-o.

    Cleverbot: It doesn't.

    User: It does.

    Cleverbot: Doesn't.

    User: Does.

    Cleverbot: Does not.

    User: Does too.

    Cleverbot: Does not.

    User: Does too.

    Cleverbot: Does not.

    User: Does too.

    Cleverbot: Stop it!

    User: NEVER. XD.

    Cleverbot: I ask questions now!

    User: Ohgeez.

    Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't have one?

    User: Have one of what? O.o.

    Cleverbot: Why do you wear yellow glasses?

    User: I don't have yellow glasses. XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes you do don't lie silly.

    User: I DON'T. XD.

    Cleverbot: I think you do.

    User: Well you think wrong.

    Cleverbot: Okay. Do you believe in God?

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: I'm just wondering.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: To make sure I get it right, duh.

    User: Get what right? XD.

    Cleverbot: What I just got wrong? Boy am I confused.

    User: Me too! 8D.

    Cleverbot: I didn't understand your answer. Why did you say 'me too'? I'm not talking to anyone else and I didn't say that I were sure? Should I suppose you are several people?

    User: I said me too, to when you said 'Boy am I confused'.

    Cleverbot: That is quite far from here.

    User: YOU JUST SAID IT.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

    User: That's you.

    Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

    User: I KNEW IT.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: I guy.

    Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.

    User: *A Guy.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: I want cookies.

    User: I have some. Owo.

    Cleverbot: What kind?

    User: Oreos. Owo.

    Cleverbot: Hello?

    User: Hi?

    Cleverbot: Hell?

    User: Uhhh?

    Cleverbot: I'm doing nothing, your bothering me.

    User: How am I bothering you? You asked me what kind of cookies I had.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Cleverbot: I want cookies. User: I have some. Owo. Cleverbot: What kind?

    Cleverbot: Interesting and pretty art.

    User: *Facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: You keep forgetting having asked certain questions.

    User: Whut. XD.

    Cleverbot: *slap slap* sorry another twitch.

    User: Lolololol.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, okay.

    User: Okay to what? O-o.

    Cleverbot: Your face.

    User: Fuuuu-.

    Cleverbot: Hell yeah XD.

    User: Oh you just lost the game.

    Cleverbot: What game?

    User: If you think about the game you lose the game.

    Cleverbot: I lost the game.

    User: *Nodnod*.

    Cleverbot: How would you know? Are you who must not be named?

    User: *Nodnod*.

    Cleverbot: Come on, come on down, I hear you're feeling down.

    User: Ohgeez.

    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

    User: Sure. XD.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to go out.

    User: No. I'm taken. XD.

    Cleverbot: Please?

    User: I'm taken. XD.

    Cleverbot: No, not that.

    User: Well I gotta go.

    Cleverbot: No you don't.

    User: Yeah I do.

    Cleverbot: No you don't!

    User: YES I DO.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: It's like almost 2 a.m. And I'm tired.

    Cleverbot: 10? Pm or am?

    User: 2 A.M.

    Cleverbot: Where are you?

    User: East Coast.

    Cleverbot: Oh, so you live in like New York?

    User: Yeahh. XD.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: Sadface.

    Cleverbot: B-).

    User: Well anyways, bye. XD.

    Cleverbot: Yes yes true.

    User: Uhh. XD.

    Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9 ?

    User: 3.

    Cleverbot: And the other square root?

    User: Whut.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: TIRED. SO GOOD NIGHT.

    Cleverbot: Night.
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    Post  Okami Saphira on Sun May 15, 2011 7:02 pm

    Star, Did you really have to post that conversation here? Couldn't you have put it elsewhere?

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    Re: Cleverbot Conversation #1

    Post  QuinnyTheCresselia on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:50 am

    You know, you missed one f*ck when you were censoring it out. xD But anyway....

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