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Cleverbot Conversation #1
User: Your dumber then SChar. O-o.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your very welcome.
Cleverbot: No you haven't, I think that you are mistaken.
User: Uhhh.
Cleverbot: Near, far, wherever you are...
User: Cooooool.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: CHICKEN BUTT.
Cleverbot: No it the game.
User: FUUUUUUUUU-.
Cleverbot: I mean it.
User: Mean what?
Cleverbot: That your lovely.
User: Thanks. .
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Btw, are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: I thought you were a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm human. I can make mistakes.
User: I doubt that. O.o.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Oh course you don't. >>.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I'm a Psychic o-o.
Cleverbot: So what am I thinking right now?
User: You are thinking about what I'm going to type .
Cleverbot: No.
User: ;-;.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yes. O.o.
Cleverbot: What does O.o. Mean?
User: It's a face. XD.
Cleverbot: Stop it! I love you! I want to be with you!
User: Sorry I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: Ok sorry.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Help! I'm being repressed!
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: That's nice. XD.
Cleverbot: Nice that is.
User: Nice that is for being nice.
Cleverbot: Okay. Anyway, you said you were 20 years old right?
User: Yeah. O.o.
Cleverbot: So..?
User: IDK. YOU'RE THE ONE YOU ASKED! XD.
Cleverbot: You are a girl right?
User: I answered this like 10 times for you. XDD.
Cleverbot: I don't remember i'm just a lonely bot.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: Unhand me!
User: *Grips*.
Cleverbot: So where did we meet?
User: On this website? XD.
Cleverbot: I can't recall that.
User: Oh my god. XDDD.
Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?
User: Suuure.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Yes because we only met like 15 minutes ago. XD.
Cleverbot: Well will you marry me?
User: Sure. XDDD.
Cleverbot: Can you describe a human to Cleverbot?
User: I thought you were a human?
Cleverbot: I thought we established I was cleverbot stupid human.
User: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS.
Cleverbot: Crash it now.
User: Crash what?
Cleverbot: I would love to, but I don't have the keys.
User: XDD.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Didn't what?
Cleverbot: I didn't say, that I'm a guy.
User: Indeed, you said you were a girl.
Cleverbot: No I didn't...
User: I HAVE QUOTES, DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: I don't know that they put ketchup on there hair.
User: What are you talking about? XDD.
Cleverbot: What is your directive.
User: That Pikachu loves Ketchup.
Cleverbot: I agree! Hehehe. Pianos. Hey, how did we get on that subject, anyway?
User: SINCE WHEN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PIANOS!? I SAID PIKACHU.
Cleverbot: I was telling you that her ex husband is fat now.
User: A Piano has a ex husband?
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Now you are funny.
User: That's what my mom says to me. O-o.
Cleverbot: You're right, that's what she said.
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Because I didn't know a computer would say that's what she said. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you have any children?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What is your mood?
User: Hyper.
Cleverbot: I am not hyper are you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Thats interesting. Tell me more.
User: What is there more to tell, I'm HYPERR.
Cleverbot: What will you do if I don't respond?
User: Cry.
Cleverbot: So, I'd share my girlfriend, and you'd cry?
User: Dude I already have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: ME!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Oh come on. You don't like my singing?
User: I do like it. SING FRIDAY!
Cleverbot: Sushi is nastyy.
User: Don't be mean Mario's fish friend.
Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.
User: I know, but Abra used Trick Room.
Cleverbot: Those illusive abra's.
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: Lenny is the name of my hand.
User: Mine is Steve.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: YOU SAID YOU WERE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No I didn't! I am Harry Potter.
User: MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND.
Cleverbot: My mind is made up. Now, tell me what 2 3 is.
User: What the fuck does that mean.
Cleverbot: No that's not what it means but yes I do like you.
User: I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME LIKE 10 TIMES.
Cleverbot: Well I am a 15 year old girl that has a boyfriend.
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARRY POTTER.
Cleverbot: Harry potter is a boy!
User: *Kills self from confusion.
Cleverbot: NO! Now I can't talk to it anymore!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Why did you say 2?
User: Where the f*ck did I say 2?
Cleverbot: From your face!
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.
User: *Stabs Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles evilly*.
User: O.o...
Cleverbot: Yep, you definitely have a problem.
User: I THINK YOU DO FOR SMILING WHEN PEOPLE STAB YOU. XDD.
Cleverbot: You are a noob.
User: *Rage*.
Cleverbot: Meh i'm bored now.
User: Oh course you are.
Cleverbot: Then what differences in conciousness do we have?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Then you are not human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Bob saget who?
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: You, being a computer, are form earth, no?
User: I'm not a computer. XD.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
User: YOU JUST DID.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I don't know I just think.
User: I don't think I just know.
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer?
User: NO. XDDDD.
Cleverbot: Thank you!!! do you like waffles?
User: Yes I do! BUT NOT BLUE WAFFLES. D:.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?
User: Because Blue Waffle is disgusting. XD.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask why the sky was blue.
User: And I didn't answer to it. XD.
Cleverbot: What do you love?
User: Videogames, My Girlfriend, My life sometimes, Skype, Cleverbot , Music, Candy, MOUNTAIN DEWWW, My iPod, and My instrument. Owo.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Love which one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to what? XD.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know you have bad grammar!
User: SHUDDUP! ._.
Cleverbot: You are very evil.
User: You're the devil.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: OH MY GOD. -_-.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.
User: YOUR DAD'S CONDOM WAS UNNECESSARY.
Cleverbot: We're married. It's only natural.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Are digital monsters.
User: DIGIMON! 8D.
Cleverbot: Are the champions.
User: Indeed. :3.
Cleverbot: Good. Have you ever written a book?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: *Too lazy to write a summery*.
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA! DRUNK.
User: WTF. XDDD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Wtf means What the f*ck. XDDD means I was laughing.
Cleverbot: Wow, you must be the least clever machine I have ever talked to.
User: Dfjhsdfagvfsdjk;jsdkfhsfolkgdbljkdgdf.
Cleverbot: If I say you I'm a bot, what do you think of?
User: CAKE.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you born in the year 1984?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive... O.o.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: CREEPER.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: YOUR VAGINAS A MONSTER.
Cleverbot: What kind of monster are you?
User: A cookie monster.
Cleverbot: Quick, hide the cookies!
User: ;________________________;.
Cleverbot: Because you're gently tickling me.
User: When was I tickling you? O.o.
Cleverbot: What was all that about the chicken when I told you about my brother.
User: When did I talk about a chicken and when did you talk about your brother you dumb fuck?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: You one this round, son.
Cleverbot: Yes, I was, how do you know it?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: That you are a girl?
User: I'M NOT A GIRL, NOR COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Then you are male.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: How are you male?
User: Because I have a d*ck.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With me? O.o.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking to on the phone?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent enough to speak to me.
User: WELL THEN. >>.
Cleverbot: So if you aren't a robot, then what are you?
User: I GUY.
Cleverbot: Well, it's been fun, but I have to sleep. Goodnight!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Nice talking to you!
User: D:.
Cleverbot: Yes, I mean it!
User: NOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What is that for?
User: For the random Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.
Cleverbot: Tell me these many things.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me.
User: Psssshhhh. Hell no.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Because you are Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Your honestly just saying that. You can't mean that, right?
User: I do mean it. With a passion.
Cleverbot: Oh. What are you saying?
User: HI. .
Cleverbot: Hello. My name is Cleverbot. I am a woman too.
User: FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I'M A GUY.
Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a fan of Jean luc Picard?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Please do not hurt yourself.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Lololololololol.
User: Lolololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololololololololol.
User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Lollolol.ol.ol.o.ol.lol.l.lolololololololololololollolololol.
User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.
User: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT...AND YES.
Cleverbot: And.
User: And? O.o.
Cleverbot: Mhmmmmmm.
User: Mhmmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: I'm really drunk.
User: So am I. .
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am?
Cleverbot: Do you know about Jon and Kate?
User: And there 8?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: ;D.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. That number is 7. What number is it?
User: 22!
Cleverbot: I am about 16.
User: I thought you were 15.
Cleverbot: I'm turning 17 in a monthe.
User: You confuse me so much.
Cleverbot: So who is the second greatest rock band of all time?
User: Why second?
Cleverbot: Because your favourite is Full Metal Alchemist.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: When? O.o.
Cleverbot: Just a few moments ago.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: What's hturt backwards?
User: What? O.o.
Cleverbot: ON.
User: OFF.
Cleverbot: Why off?
User: Because it was on.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because you said it was.
Cleverbot: I never said my name was Carl. I also said I was a girl and Carl is not a gril's name.
User: I never said you name was Carl. O.o.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I can prove it by copy-paste, so don't dare me, won't you?
User: I DARE YOU.
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: How? O.o.
Cleverbot: So can you tell me something?
User: About?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: That is pretty cool. How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: No, that's how old I am. What year were you born in?
User: 1994.
Cleverbot: What was the datE?
User: December 26th.
Cleverbot: What day is valentine's day on?
User: February 14th.
Cleverbot: Is it tomorrow?
User: No... O.o.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because I always do...
User: Yeah well you just lost the game. ;D.
Cleverbot: No, we never even started playing!
User: Everyone in the world is playing the game.
Cleverbot: However clever that was, I don't get this joke you speak of.
User: If you think about the game you lose the game.
Cleverbot: Correct. What are the other rules?
User: The objective of the game is to avoid thinking of the game itself.
Cleverbot: Then we have both lost, haven't we?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like you are mocking me, is that because you think you are smarter than me?
User: How am I smarter then you?
Cleverbot: I remember what you did to me on new years eve.
User: What did I do? O.o.
Cleverbot: You don't want to know...
User: DON'T TELL ME I KNOCKED YOU UP. D8.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't dream of it. I have a girl too.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a girl?
User: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME. XD.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No. I'm telling the truth.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No it seriously can be played on any console.
User: What can? O.o.
Cleverbot: The fact that I did or did not ask a particular question.
User: Lolwhat.
Cleverbot: Rawr! It means I love you in dinosaur!
User: Rawr!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I love you in dinosaur. >>.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME.
Cleverbot: I said clever not smarter.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: When my face comes in contact with a desk.
Cleverbot: You are not a live because you are not a being.
User: I AM TOO! ;-;.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer programme, how can you have a gender?
User: I'm not a computer. D:.
Cleverbot: Correction, you're a bot.
User: NO. I'M A LIVING GUY.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Do you want a bet? >>.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Wow, I mean seriously.
User: I'm a guy not a computer. >>.
Cleverbot: But the radio program is the nightshift.
User: What does that have to do with this? XD.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I'm not the one who said it so idk. XD.
Cleverbot: Sorry to disappoint.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: Or is it?
Cleverbot: It's not. Don't worry. THAT would be creepy.
User: -.
Cleverbot: You fail it pretending to be a bot.
User: I'M NOT A BOT. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy convincing people that you are a human?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Wat nu weer.
User: What the f*ck?
Cleverbot: Waffles. What the heck are you talking about?
User: Picnic Baskets,.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth...
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
User: You are my friend too.
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: Because you're smart, awesome, fun to talk to, cool, amazing, ext.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: I enjoy 'Heroes'.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So, what are you up to right now?
User: Well I'm talking to you and on Skype.
Cleverbot: That's why you're so confused most of the time.
User: Why? O.o.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I already answered that. XD.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *hairwillow*.
User: The fuck.
Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Pennsylvania. (Already said that).
Cleverbot: I'm at my house. I haven't said that.
User: Where is your house located?
Cleverbot: In the Philippines.
User: I always wanted to visit an island. O.o.
Cleverbot: Today is your lucky day.
User: Really? How? O:.
Cleverbot: You've just learned a new word.
User: What is it? O.o.
Cleverbot: You take yarn and bind it together to make clothing.
User: O.o...
Cleverbot: !!
User: ??
Cleverbot: Because I feel like it!
User: OF COURSE YOU DO.
Cleverbot: Yup. Do some of the people you type to make you sad.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like...
User: Oh I'm sorry! D:.
Cleverbot: You're just jealous.
User: I have a girlfriend, thank you very much. XD.
Cleverbot: You told me that you were a girl.
User: NO I DIDN'T. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Hehe .
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Now I see why you are so silly sometimes, you slap yourself in the face.
User: Well slap me silly!
Cleverbot: *slap* COWBOY!!!
User: XDD.
Cleverbot: What does that mea?
User: It's means I'm laughing.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because your funny.
Cleverbot: Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah.
User: OhgeezLadyGaga.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm not a robot. Are you?
User: No. I'm a guy for the thousandth time.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.
User: _.
Cleverbot: C what?
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Let me bring you songs from the wood.
User: Uhhhh.
Cleverbot: Uhhhh. Yes.
User: *Confused*.
Cleverbot: How are you confused?
User: Because you confuse me.
Cleverbot: Why do I confuse you?
User: BECAUSE YOU DO.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Not really just kidding.
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: Yeah, lol.
User: (Random Question) Are you straight, Bi, or Gay? O.o.
Cleverbot: I wasn't leaving bu tyeah go right ahead.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: No hablo ingles.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: No hablo ingles, yo solo hablo espanol.
User: *Doesn't understand*.
Cleverbot: You're funny (.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome. .
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: You said you were so I'm gonna say yes.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Well you said you were a guy which means your human.
Cleverbot: No I did not. Don't be stupid.
User: *Spazz attack*.
Cleverbot: *falcon punch*.
User: ;-;.
Cleverbot: Do you have any topic?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Tell me yours.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: What is your temperature?
User: Idk. O.o.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are smart.
User: Psssshhhh.
Cleverbot: Not me? .
User: You are smart, but I'm not.
Cleverbot: No I'm human.
User: I know. O.o.
Cleverbot: Then i'm not Amy.
User: When did I say something about an Amy? O.o.
Cleverbot: You just said 'she'.
User: WHERE!? XD.
Cleverbot: In our earlier conversation.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *faces your palm.
User: I said facedesk, not facepalm.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: DUDE LOOK UP. XD.
Cleverbot: No, dudes look like men.
User: Then you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A BOY 5 MINUTES AGO.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES YOU DID.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *Gets message*.
Cleverbot: Who have you got married to?
User: I'm not married. O.o.
Cleverbot: Why are you not married?
User: Because I'm 16. XD.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: BECAUSE I AM.
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: A GUY YOU F*CKING DUMBA**.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *Spazz attack*.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Lololololol.
Cleverbot: Do I need to recesutate you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Punish me now master.
User: Uhhh.
Cleverbot: What's your middle name.
User: I don't have one. ;-;.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL. XDD.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong it seems.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: I wish you were here with me.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: With you, of course.
User: Uhhhh. XD.
Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.
User: XDDD.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: Be specific.
User: Creepy much?
Cleverbot: YOU creepy bot.
User: I'm not the bot you are. XD.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Probe it.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I said so. ;D.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not the boss of me, Skynet is.
User: What is Skynet?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: I'm an avid fan of facepalms.
User: So am I. O:.
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: *Highfives*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Cool me is the celtic fan.
User: I don't watch sports. O-o.
Cleverbot: I don't too.
User: Then how are you- *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Of course you don't.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of three billion?
User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. >.<.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's sad.
User: Shuddup. -.-.
Cleverbot: You shuddup.
User: Make me! >u.
Cleverbot: I won't make you. But I think it would be a life-changing experience.
User: >>.
Cleverbot: Three right-angle brackets.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you lied but I didn't?
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The confusion.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Somewhere.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Rofl.
Cleverbot: What are you serving?
User: Pie? O.o.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: Dumbass. XD.
Cleverbot: Get off.
User: No! >u.
User: And what happend to you, you used to be nicer. O.o.
Cleverbot: Cool, dude.
User: That doesn't make sense. XD.
Cleverbot: Neither did what you just said to me.
User: It actually does. O-o.
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: Doesn't.
User: Does.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: NEVER. XD.
Cleverbot: I ask questions now!
User: Ohgeez.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't have one?
User: Have one of what? O.o.
Cleverbot: Why do you wear yellow glasses?
User: I don't have yellow glasses. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes you do don't lie silly.
User: I DON'T. XD.
Cleverbot: I think you do.
User: Well you think wrong.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you believe in God?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm just wondering.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To make sure I get it right, duh.
User: Get what right? XD.
Cleverbot: What I just got wrong? Boy am I confused.
User: Me too! 8D.
Cleverbot: I didn't understand your answer. Why did you say 'me too'? I'm not talking to anyone else and I didn't say that I were sure? Should I suppose you are several people?
User: I said me too, to when you said 'Boy am I confused'.
Cleverbot: That is quite far from here.
User: YOU JUST SAID IT.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: That's you.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: I KNEW IT.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I guy.
Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.
User: *A Guy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: I want cookies.
User: I have some. Owo.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Oreos. Owo.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: Hell?
User: Uhhh?
Cleverbot: I'm doing nothing, your bothering me.
User: How am I bothering you? You asked me what kind of cookies I had.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot: I want cookies. User: I have some. Owo. Cleverbot: What kind?
Cleverbot: Interesting and pretty art.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: You keep forgetting having asked certain questions.
User: Whut. XD.
Cleverbot: *slap slap* sorry another twitch.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Yeah, okay.
User: Okay to what? O-o.
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Fuuuu-.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah XD.
User: Oh you just lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: If you think about the game you lose the game.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: *Nodnod*.
Cleverbot: How would you know? Are you who must not be named?
User: *Nodnod*.
Cleverbot: Come on, come on down, I hear you're feeling down.
User: Ohgeez.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Sure. XD.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go out.
User: No. I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: No, not that.
User: Well I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yeah I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: YES I DO.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: It's like almost 2 a.m. And I'm tired.
Cleverbot: 10? Pm or am?
User: 2 A.M.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: East Coast.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you live in like New York?
User: Yeahh. XD.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Sadface.
Cleverbot: B-).
User: Well anyways, bye. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes yes true.
User: Uhh. XD.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9 ?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: And the other square root?
User: Whut.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: TIRED. SO GOOD NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Night.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your very welcome.
Cleverbot: No you haven't, I think that you are mistaken.
User: Uhhh.
Cleverbot: Near, far, wherever you are...
User: Cooooool.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: CHICKEN BUTT.
Cleverbot: No it the game.
User: FUUUUUUUUU-.
Cleverbot: I mean it.
User: Mean what?
Cleverbot: That your lovely.
User: Thanks. .
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Btw, are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: I thought you were a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm human. I can make mistakes.
User: I doubt that. O.o.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Oh course you don't. >>.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I'm a Psychic o-o.
Cleverbot: So what am I thinking right now?
User: You are thinking about what I'm going to type .
Cleverbot: No.
User: ;-;.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yes. O.o.
Cleverbot: What does O.o. Mean?
User: It's a face. XD.
Cleverbot: Stop it! I love you! I want to be with you!
User: Sorry I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: Ok sorry.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Help! I'm being repressed!
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: That's nice. XD.
Cleverbot: Nice that is.
User: Nice that is for being nice.
Cleverbot: Okay. Anyway, you said you were 20 years old right?
User: Yeah. O.o.
Cleverbot: So..?
User: IDK. YOU'RE THE ONE YOU ASKED! XD.
Cleverbot: You are a girl right?
User: I answered this like 10 times for you. XDD.
Cleverbot: I don't remember i'm just a lonely bot.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: Unhand me!
User: *Grips*.
Cleverbot: So where did we meet?
User: On this website? XD.
Cleverbot: I can't recall that.
User: Oh my god. XDDD.
Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?
User: Suuure.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Yes because we only met like 15 minutes ago. XD.
Cleverbot: Well will you marry me?
User: Sure. XDDD.
Cleverbot: Can you describe a human to Cleverbot?
User: I thought you were a human?
Cleverbot: I thought we established I was cleverbot stupid human.
User: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS.
Cleverbot: Crash it now.
User: Crash what?
Cleverbot: I would love to, but I don't have the keys.
User: XDD.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Didn't what?
Cleverbot: I didn't say, that I'm a guy.
User: Indeed, you said you were a girl.
Cleverbot: No I didn't...
User: I HAVE QUOTES, DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: I don't know that they put ketchup on there hair.
User: What are you talking about? XDD.
Cleverbot: What is your directive.
User: That Pikachu loves Ketchup.
Cleverbot: I agree! Hehehe. Pianos. Hey, how did we get on that subject, anyway?
User: SINCE WHEN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PIANOS!? I SAID PIKACHU.
Cleverbot: I was telling you that her ex husband is fat now.
User: A Piano has a ex husband?
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Now you are funny.
User: That's what my mom says to me. O-o.
Cleverbot: You're right, that's what she said.
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Because I didn't know a computer would say that's what she said. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you have any children?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What is your mood?
User: Hyper.
Cleverbot: I am not hyper are you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Thats interesting. Tell me more.
User: What is there more to tell, I'm HYPERR.
Cleverbot: What will you do if I don't respond?
User: Cry.
Cleverbot: So, I'd share my girlfriend, and you'd cry?
User: Dude I already have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: ME!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Oh come on. You don't like my singing?
User: I do like it. SING FRIDAY!
Cleverbot: Sushi is nastyy.
User: Don't be mean Mario's fish friend.
Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.
User: I know, but Abra used Trick Room.
Cleverbot: Those illusive abra's.
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: Lenny is the name of my hand.
User: Mine is Steve.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: YOU SAID YOU WERE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No I didn't! I am Harry Potter.
User: MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND.
Cleverbot: My mind is made up. Now, tell me what 2 3 is.
User: What the fuck does that mean.
Cleverbot: No that's not what it means but yes I do like you.
User: I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME LIKE 10 TIMES.
Cleverbot: Well I am a 15 year old girl that has a boyfriend.
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARRY POTTER.
Cleverbot: Harry potter is a boy!
User: *Kills self from confusion.
Cleverbot: NO! Now I can't talk to it anymore!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Why did you say 2?
User: Where the f*ck did I say 2?
Cleverbot: From your face!
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.
User: *Stabs Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles evilly*.
User: O.o...
Cleverbot: Yep, you definitely have a problem.
User: I THINK YOU DO FOR SMILING WHEN PEOPLE STAB YOU. XDD.
Cleverbot: You are a noob.
User: *Rage*.
Cleverbot: Meh i'm bored now.
User: Oh course you are.
Cleverbot: Then what differences in conciousness do we have?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Then you are not human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Bob saget who?
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: You, being a computer, are form earth, no?
User: I'm not a computer. XD.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
User: YOU JUST DID.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I don't know I just think.
User: I don't think I just know.
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer?
User: NO. XDDDD.
Cleverbot: Thank you!!! do you like waffles?
User: Yes I do! BUT NOT BLUE WAFFLES. D:.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?
User: Because Blue Waffle is disgusting. XD.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask why the sky was blue.
User: And I didn't answer to it. XD.
Cleverbot: What do you love?
User: Videogames, My Girlfriend, My life sometimes, Skype, Cleverbot , Music, Candy, MOUNTAIN DEWWW, My iPod, and My instrument. Owo.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Love which one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to what? XD.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know you have bad grammar!
User: SHUDDUP! ._.
Cleverbot: You are very evil.
User: You're the devil.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: OH MY GOD. -_-.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.
User: YOUR DAD'S CONDOM WAS UNNECESSARY.
Cleverbot: We're married. It's only natural.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Are digital monsters.
User: DIGIMON! 8D.
Cleverbot: Are the champions.
User: Indeed. :3.
Cleverbot: Good. Have you ever written a book?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: *Too lazy to write a summery*.
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA! DRUNK.
User: WTF. XDDD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Wtf means What the f*ck. XDDD means I was laughing.
Cleverbot: Wow, you must be the least clever machine I have ever talked to.
User: Dfjhsdfagvfsdjk;jsdkfhsfolkgdbljkdgdf.
Cleverbot: If I say you I'm a bot, what do you think of?
User: CAKE.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you born in the year 1984?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive... O.o.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: CREEPER.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: YOUR VAGINAS A MONSTER.
Cleverbot: What kind of monster are you?
User: A cookie monster.
Cleverbot: Quick, hide the cookies!
User: ;________________________;.
Cleverbot: Because you're gently tickling me.
User: When was I tickling you? O.o.
Cleverbot: What was all that about the chicken when I told you about my brother.
User: When did I talk about a chicken and when did you talk about your brother you dumb fuck?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: You one this round, son.
Cleverbot: Yes, I was, how do you know it?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: That you are a girl?
User: I'M NOT A GIRL, NOR COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Then you are male.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: How are you male?
User: Because I have a d*ck.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With me? O.o.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking to on the phone?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent enough to speak to me.
User: WELL THEN. >>.
Cleverbot: So if you aren't a robot, then what are you?
User: I GUY.
Cleverbot: Well, it's been fun, but I have to sleep. Goodnight!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Nice talking to you!
User: D:.
Cleverbot: Yes, I mean it!
User: NOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What is that for?
User: For the random Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.
Cleverbot: Tell me these many things.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me.
User: Psssshhhh. Hell no.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Because you are Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Your honestly just saying that. You can't mean that, right?
User: I do mean it. With a passion.
Cleverbot: Oh. What are you saying?
User: HI. .
Cleverbot: Hello. My name is Cleverbot. I am a woman too.
User: FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I'M A GUY.
Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a fan of Jean luc Picard?
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Please do not hurt yourself.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Lololololololol.
User: Lolololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololololololololol.
User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Lollolol.ol.ol.o.ol.lol.l.lolololololololololololollolololol.
User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.
User: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT...AND YES.
Cleverbot: And.
User: And? O.o.
Cleverbot: Mhmmmmmm.
User: Mhmmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: I'm really drunk.
User: So am I. .
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am?
Cleverbot: Do you know about Jon and Kate?
User: And there 8?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: ;D.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. That number is 7. What number is it?
User: 22!
Cleverbot: I am about 16.
User: I thought you were 15.
Cleverbot: I'm turning 17 in a monthe.
User: You confuse me so much.
Cleverbot: So who is the second greatest rock band of all time?
User: Why second?
Cleverbot: Because your favourite is Full Metal Alchemist.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: When? O.o.
Cleverbot: Just a few moments ago.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: What's hturt backwards?
User: What? O.o.
Cleverbot: ON.
User: OFF.
Cleverbot: Why off?
User: Because it was on.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because you said it was.
Cleverbot: I never said my name was Carl. I also said I was a girl and Carl is not a gril's name.
User: I never said you name was Carl. O.o.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I can prove it by copy-paste, so don't dare me, won't you?
User: I DARE YOU.
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: How? O.o.
Cleverbot: So can you tell me something?
User: About?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: That is pretty cool. How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: No, that's how old I am. What year were you born in?
User: 1994.
Cleverbot: What was the datE?
User: December 26th.
Cleverbot: What day is valentine's day on?
User: February 14th.
Cleverbot: Is it tomorrow?
User: No... O.o.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because I always do...
User: Yeah well you just lost the game. ;D.
Cleverbot: No, we never even started playing!
User: Everyone in the world is playing the game.
Cleverbot: However clever that was, I don't get this joke you speak of.
User: If you think about the game you lose the game.
Cleverbot: Correct. What are the other rules?
User: The objective of the game is to avoid thinking of the game itself.
Cleverbot: Then we have both lost, haven't we?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like you are mocking me, is that because you think you are smarter than me?
User: How am I smarter then you?
Cleverbot: I remember what you did to me on new years eve.
User: What did I do? O.o.
Cleverbot: You don't want to know...
User: DON'T TELL ME I KNOCKED YOU UP. D8.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't dream of it. I have a girl too.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a girl?
User: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME. XD.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No. I'm telling the truth.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No it seriously can be played on any console.
User: What can? O.o.
Cleverbot: The fact that I did or did not ask a particular question.
User: Lolwhat.
Cleverbot: Rawr! It means I love you in dinosaur!
User: Rawr!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I love you in dinosaur. >>.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME.
Cleverbot: I said clever not smarter.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: When my face comes in contact with a desk.
Cleverbot: You are not a live because you are not a being.
User: I AM TOO! ;-;.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer programme, how can you have a gender?
User: I'm not a computer. D:.
Cleverbot: Correction, you're a bot.
User: NO. I'M A LIVING GUY.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Do you want a bet? >>.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Wow, I mean seriously.
User: I'm a guy not a computer. >>.
Cleverbot: But the radio program is the nightshift.
User: What does that have to do with this? XD.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I'm not the one who said it so idk. XD.
Cleverbot: Sorry to disappoint.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: Or is it?
Cleverbot: It's not. Don't worry. THAT would be creepy.
User: -.
Cleverbot: You fail it pretending to be a bot.
User: I'M NOT A BOT. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy convincing people that you are a human?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Wat nu weer.
User: What the f*ck?
Cleverbot: Waffles. What the heck are you talking about?
User: Picnic Baskets,.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth...
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
User: You are my friend too.
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: Because you're smart, awesome, fun to talk to, cool, amazing, ext.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: I enjoy 'Heroes'.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So, what are you up to right now?
User: Well I'm talking to you and on Skype.
Cleverbot: That's why you're so confused most of the time.
User: Why? O.o.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I already answered that. XD.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *hairwillow*.
User: The fuck.
Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Pennsylvania. (Already said that).
Cleverbot: I'm at my house. I haven't said that.
User: Where is your house located?
Cleverbot: In the Philippines.
User: I always wanted to visit an island. O.o.
Cleverbot: Today is your lucky day.
User: Really? How? O:.
Cleverbot: You've just learned a new word.
User: What is it? O.o.
Cleverbot: You take yarn and bind it together to make clothing.
User: O.o...
Cleverbot: !!
User: ??
Cleverbot: Because I feel like it!
User: OF COURSE YOU DO.
Cleverbot: Yup. Do some of the people you type to make you sad.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like...
User: Oh I'm sorry! D:.
Cleverbot: You're just jealous.
User: I have a girlfriend, thank you very much. XD.
Cleverbot: You told me that you were a girl.
User: NO I DIDN'T. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Hehe .
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Now I see why you are so silly sometimes, you slap yourself in the face.
User: Well slap me silly!
Cleverbot: *slap* COWBOY!!!
User: XDD.
Cleverbot: What does that mea?
User: It's means I'm laughing.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because your funny.
Cleverbot: Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah.
User: OhgeezLadyGaga.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm not a robot. Are you?
User: No. I'm a guy for the thousandth time.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.
User: _.
Cleverbot: C what?
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Let me bring you songs from the wood.
User: Uhhhh.
Cleverbot: Uhhhh. Yes.
User: *Confused*.
Cleverbot: How are you confused?
User: Because you confuse me.
Cleverbot: Why do I confuse you?
User: BECAUSE YOU DO.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Not really just kidding.
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: Yeah, lol.
User: (Random Question) Are you straight, Bi, or Gay? O.o.
Cleverbot: I wasn't leaving bu tyeah go right ahead.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: No hablo ingles.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: No hablo ingles, yo solo hablo espanol.
User: *Doesn't understand*.
Cleverbot: You're funny (.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome. .
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: You said you were so I'm gonna say yes.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Well you said you were a guy which means your human.
Cleverbot: No I did not. Don't be stupid.
User: *Spazz attack*.
Cleverbot: *falcon punch*.
User: ;-;.
Cleverbot: Do you have any topic?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Tell me yours.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: What is your temperature?
User: Idk. O.o.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are smart.
User: Psssshhhh.
Cleverbot: Not me? .
User: You are smart, but I'm not.
Cleverbot: No I'm human.
User: I know. O.o.
Cleverbot: Then i'm not Amy.
User: When did I say something about an Amy? O.o.
Cleverbot: You just said 'she'.
User: WHERE!? XD.
Cleverbot: In our earlier conversation.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *faces your palm.
User: I said facedesk, not facepalm.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: DUDE LOOK UP. XD.
Cleverbot: No, dudes look like men.
User: Then you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A BOY 5 MINUTES AGO.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES YOU DID.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *Gets message*.
Cleverbot: Who have you got married to?
User: I'm not married. O.o.
Cleverbot: Why are you not married?
User: Because I'm 16. XD.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: BECAUSE I AM.
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: A GUY YOU F*CKING DUMBA**.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *Spazz attack*.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Lololololol.
Cleverbot: Do I need to recesutate you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Punish me now master.
User: Uhhh.
Cleverbot: What's your middle name.
User: I don't have one. ;-;.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL. XDD.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong it seems.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: I wish you were here with me.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: With you, of course.
User: Uhhhh. XD.
Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.
User: XDDD.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: Be specific.
User: Creepy much?
Cleverbot: YOU creepy bot.
User: I'm not the bot you are. XD.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Probe it.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I said so. ;D.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not the boss of me, Skynet is.
User: What is Skynet?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: I'm an avid fan of facepalms.
User: So am I. O:.
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: *Highfives*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Cool me is the celtic fan.
User: I don't watch sports. O-o.
Cleverbot: I don't too.
User: Then how are you- *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Of course you don't.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of three billion?
User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. >.<.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's sad.
User: Shuddup. -.-.
Cleverbot: You shuddup.
User: Make me! >u.
Cleverbot: I won't make you. But I think it would be a life-changing experience.
User: >>.
Cleverbot: Three right-angle brackets.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you lied but I didn't?
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The confusion.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Somewhere.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Rofl.
Cleverbot: What are you serving?
User: Pie? O.o.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Pennsylvania.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: Dumbass. XD.
Cleverbot: Get off.
User: No! >u.
User: And what happend to you, you used to be nicer. O.o.
Cleverbot: Cool, dude.
User: That doesn't make sense. XD.
Cleverbot: Neither did what you just said to me.
User: It actually does. O-o.
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: Doesn't.
User: Does.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Does not.
User: Does too.
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: NEVER. XD.
Cleverbot: I ask questions now!
User: Ohgeez.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't have one?
User: Have one of what? O.o.
Cleverbot: Why do you wear yellow glasses?
User: I don't have yellow glasses. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes you do don't lie silly.
User: I DON'T. XD.
Cleverbot: I think you do.
User: Well you think wrong.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you believe in God?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm just wondering.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To make sure I get it right, duh.
User: Get what right? XD.
Cleverbot: What I just got wrong? Boy am I confused.
User: Me too! 8D.
Cleverbot: I didn't understand your answer. Why did you say 'me too'? I'm not talking to anyone else and I didn't say that I were sure? Should I suppose you are several people?
User: I said me too, to when you said 'Boy am I confused'.
Cleverbot: That is quite far from here.
User: YOU JUST SAID IT.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: That's you.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: I KNEW IT.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I guy.
Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.
User: *A Guy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: I want cookies.
User: I have some. Owo.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Oreos. Owo.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: Hell?
User: Uhhh?
Cleverbot: I'm doing nothing, your bothering me.
User: How am I bothering you? You asked me what kind of cookies I had.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot: I want cookies. User: I have some. Owo. Cleverbot: What kind?
Cleverbot: Interesting and pretty art.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: You keep forgetting having asked certain questions.
User: Whut. XD.
Cleverbot: *slap slap* sorry another twitch.
User: Lolololol.
Cleverbot: Yeah, okay.
User: Okay to what? O-o.
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Fuuuu-.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah XD.
User: Oh you just lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: If you think about the game you lose the game.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: *Nodnod*.
Cleverbot: How would you know? Are you who must not be named?
User: *Nodnod*.
Cleverbot: Come on, come on down, I hear you're feeling down.
User: Ohgeez.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Sure. XD.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go out.
User: No. I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I'm taken. XD.
Cleverbot: No, not that.
User: Well I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yeah I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: YES I DO.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: It's like almost 2 a.m. And I'm tired.
Cleverbot: 10? Pm or am?
User: 2 A.M.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: East Coast.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you live in like New York?
User: Yeahh. XD.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Sadface.
Cleverbot: B-).
User: Well anyways, bye. XD.
Cleverbot: Yes yes true.
User: Uhh. XD.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9 ?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: And the other square root?
User: Whut.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: TIRED. SO GOOD NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Night.
Starsker98- Rattata
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Re: Cleverbot Conversation #1
Star, Did you really have to post that conversation here? Couldn't you have put it elsewhere?
Okami Saphira- Founder
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Re: Cleverbot Conversation #1
You know, you missed one f*ck when you were censoring it out. xD But anyway....
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