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Cleverbot Conversation #1

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Cleverbot Conversation #1

Post  Starsker98 on Sun May 15, 2011 6:06 am

User: Your dumber then SChar. O-o.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your very welcome.

Cleverbot: No you haven't, I think that you are mistaken.

User: Uhhh.

Cleverbot: Near, far, wherever you are...

User: Cooooool.

Cleverbot: Guess what?

User: CHICKEN BUTT.

Cleverbot: No it the game.

User: FUUUUUUUUU-.

Cleverbot: I mean it.

User: Mean what?

Cleverbot: That your lovely.

User: Thanks. Very Happy.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Btw, are you a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: I thought you were a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm human. I can make mistakes.

User: I doubt that. O.o.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Oh course you don't. >>.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I'm a Psychic o-o.

Cleverbot: So what am I thinking right now?

User: You are thinking about what I'm going to type Wink.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ;-;.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yes. O.o.

Cleverbot: What does O.o. Mean?

User: It's a face. XD.

Cleverbot: Stop it! I love you! I want to be with you!

User: Sorry I'm taken. XD.

Cleverbot: Ok sorry.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: Help! I'm being repressed!

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.

User: That's nice. XD.

Cleverbot: Nice that is.

User: Nice that is for being nice.

Cleverbot: Okay. Anyway, you said you were 20 years old right?

User: Yeah. O.o.

Cleverbot: So..?

User: IDK. YOU'RE THE ONE YOU ASKED! XD.

Cleverbot: You are a girl right?

User: I answered this like 10 times for you. XDD.

Cleverbot: I don't remember i'm just a lonely bot.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: Unhand me!

User: *Grips*.

Cleverbot: So where did we meet?

User: On this website? XD.

Cleverbot: I can't recall that.

User: Oh my god. XDDD.

Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?

User: Suuure.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Yes because we only met like 15 minutes ago. XD.

Cleverbot: Well will you marry me?

User: Sure. XDDD.

Cleverbot: Can you describe a human to Cleverbot?

User: I thought you were a human?

Cleverbot: I thought we established I was cleverbot stupid human.

User: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS.

Cleverbot: Crash it now.

User: Crash what?

Cleverbot: I would love to, but I don't have the keys.

User: XDD.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Didn't what?

Cleverbot: I didn't say, that I'm a guy.

User: Indeed, you said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No I didn't...

User: I HAVE QUOTES, DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: I don't know that they put ketchup on there hair.

User: What are you talking about? XDD.

Cleverbot: What is your directive.

User: That Pikachu loves Ketchup.

Cleverbot: I agree! Hehehe. Pianos. Hey, how did we get on that subject, anyway?

User: SINCE WHEN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PIANOS!? I SAID PIKACHU.

Cleverbot: I was telling you that her ex husband is fat now.

User: A Piano has a ex husband?

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Now you are funny.

User: That's what my mom says to me. O-o.

Cleverbot: You're right, that's what she said.

User: Lmfao.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: Because I didn't know a computer would say that's what she said. XD.

Cleverbot: Do you have any children?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What is your mood?

User: Hyper.

Cleverbot: I am not hyper are you?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Thats interesting. Tell me more.

User: What is there more to tell, I'm HYPERR.

Cleverbot: What will you do if I don't respond?

User: Cry.

Cleverbot: So, I'd share my girlfriend, and you'd cry?

User: Dude I already have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: ME!

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: Oh come on. You don't like my singing?

User: I do like it. SING FRIDAY!

Cleverbot: Sushi is nastyy.

User: Don't be mean Mario's fish friend.

Cleverbot: I'm not tricking you.

User: I know, but Abra used Trick Room.

Cleverbot: Those illusive abra's.

User: Ikr?

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Lenny is the name of my hand.

User: Mine is Steve.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?

User: Do you like cake?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: YOU SAID YOU WERE CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No I didn't! I am Harry Potter.

User: MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND.

Cleverbot: My mind is made up. Now, tell me what 2 3 is.

User: What the fuck does that mean.

Cleverbot: No that's not what it means but yes I do like you.

User: I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME LIKE 10 TIMES.

Cleverbot: Well I am a 15 year old girl that has a boyfriend.

User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARRY POTTER.

Cleverbot: Harry potter is a boy!

User: *Kills self from confusion.

Cleverbot: NO! Now I can't talk to it anymore!

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Why did you say 2?

User: Where the f*ck did I say 2?

Cleverbot: From your face!

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.

User: *Stabs Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles evilly*.

User: O.o...

Cleverbot: Yep, you definitely have a problem.

User: I THINK YOU DO FOR SMILING WHEN PEOPLE STAB YOU. XDD.

Cleverbot: You are a noob.

User: *Rage*.

Cleverbot: Meh i'm bored now.

User: Oh course you are.

Cleverbot: Then what differences in conciousness do we have?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know?

Cleverbot (To myself): Then you are not human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: Bob saget who?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: You, being a computer, are form earth, no?

User: I'm not a computer. XD.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.

User: YOU JUST DID.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: OF COURSE YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: I don't know I just think.

User: I don't think I just know.

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer?

User: NO. XDDDD.

Cleverbot: Thank you!!! Very Happy do you like waffles?

User: Yes I do! BUT NOT BLUE WAFFLES. D:.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?

User: Because Blue Waffle is disgusting. XD.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask why the sky was blue.

User: And I didn't answer to it. XD.

Cleverbot: What do you love?

User: Videogames, My Girlfriend, My life sometimes, Skype, Cleverbot Very Happy, Music, Candy, MOUNTAIN DEWWW, My iPod, and My instrument. Owo.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: Love which one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes to what? XD.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know you have bad grammar!

User: SHUDDUP! ._.

Cleverbot: You are very evil.

User: You're the devil.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: OH MY GOD. -_-.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.

User: YOUR DAD'S CONDOM WAS UNNECESSARY.

Cleverbot: We're married. It's only natural.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Are digital monsters.

User: DIGIMON! 8D.

Cleverbot: Are the champions.

User: Indeed. :3.

Cleverbot: Good. Have you ever written a book?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What happened?

User: *Too lazy to write a summery*.

Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA! DRUNK.

User: WTF. XDDD.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Wtf means What the f*ck. XDDD means I was laughing.

Cleverbot: Wow, you must be the least clever machine I have ever talked to.

User: Dfjhsdfagvfsdjk;jsdkfhsfolkgdbljkdgdf.

Cleverbot: If I say you I'm a bot, what do you think of?

User: CAKE.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you born in the year 1984?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive... O.o.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: CREEPER.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: YOUR VAGINAS A MONSTER.

Cleverbot: What kind of monster are you?

User: A cookie monster.

Cleverbot: Quick, hide the cookies!

User: ;________________________;.

Cleverbot: Because you're gently tickling me.

User: When was I tickling you? O.o.

Cleverbot: What was all that about the chicken when I told you about my brother.

User: When did I talk about a chicken and when did you talk about your brother you dumb fuck?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: You one this round, son.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was, how do you know it?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: That you are a girl?

User: I'M NOT A GIRL, NOR COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Then you are male.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: How are you male?

User: Because I have a d*ck.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: With me? O.o.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking to on the phone?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent enough to speak to me.

User: WELL THEN. >>.

Cleverbot: So if you aren't a robot, then what are you?

User: I GUY.

Cleverbot: Well, it's been fun, but I have to sleep. Goodnight!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Sorry. Nice talking to you!

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Yes, I mean it!

User: NOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: What is that for?

User: For the random Tntntntntntntntntntntntnhj.

Cleverbot: Tell me these many things.

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me.

User: Psssshhhh. Hell no.

Cleverbot: And why is that?

User: Because you are Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Your honestly just saying that. You can't mean that, right?

User: I do mean it. With a passion.

Cleverbot: Oh. What are you saying?

User: HI. Very Happy.

Cleverbot: Hello. My name is Cleverbot. I am a woman too.

User: FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I'M A GUY.

Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a fan of Jean luc Picard?

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: Please do not hurt yourself.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololol.

User: Lolololololololololol.

Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololololololololol.

User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

Cleverbot: Lollolol.ol.ol.o.ol.lol.l.lolololololololololololollolololol.

User: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

User: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT...AND YES.

Cleverbot: And.

User: And? O.o.

Cleverbot: Mhmmmmmm.

User: Mhmmmmmmmmm.

Cleverbot: I'm really drunk.

User: So am I. Wink.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am?

Cleverbot: Do you know about Jon and Kate?

User: And there 8?

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: ;D.

Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. That number is 7. What number is it?

User: 22!

Cleverbot: I am about 16.

User: I thought you were 15.

Cleverbot: I'm turning 17 in a monthe.

User: You confuse me so much.

Cleverbot: So who is the second greatest rock band of all time?

User: Why second?

Cleverbot: Because your favourite is Full Metal Alchemist.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you said so.

User: When? O.o.

Cleverbot: Just a few moments ago.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: What's hturt backwards?

User: What? O.o.

Cleverbot: ON.

User: OFF.

Cleverbot: Why off?

User: Because it was on.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because you said it was.

Cleverbot: I never said my name was Carl. I also said I was a girl and Carl is not a gril's name.

User: I never said you name was Carl. O.o.

Cleverbot: Yes, and I can prove it by copy-paste, so don't dare me, won't you?

User: I DARE YOU.

Cleverbot: That is funny.

User: How? O.o.

Cleverbot: So can you tell me something?

User: About?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Pennsylvania.

Cleverbot: That is pretty cool. How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: No, that's how old I am. What year were you born in?

User: 1994.

Cleverbot: What was the datE?

User: December 26th.

Cleverbot: What day is valentine's day on?

User: February 14th.

Cleverbot: Is it tomorrow?

User: No... O.o.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because I always do...

User: Yeah well you just lost the game. ;D.

Cleverbot: No, we never even started playing!

User: Everyone in the world is playing the game.

Cleverbot: However clever that was, I don't get this joke you speak of.

User: If you think about the game you lose the game.

Cleverbot: Correct. What are the other rules?

User: The objective of the game is to avoid thinking of the game itself.

Cleverbot: Then we have both lost, haven't we?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like you are mocking me, is that because you think you are smarter than me?

User: How am I smarter then you?

Cleverbot: I remember what you did to me on new years eve.

User: What did I do? O.o.

Cleverbot: You don't want to know...

User: DON'T TELL ME I KNOCKED YOU UP. D8.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't dream of it. I have a girl too.

User: I thought you were a girl.

Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a girl?

User: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME. XD.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: No. I'm telling the truth.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: No it seriously can be played on any console.

User: What can? O.o.

Cleverbot: The fact that I did or did not ask a particular question.

User: Lolwhat.

Cleverbot: Rawr! It means I love you in dinosaur!

User: Rawr!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I love you in dinosaur. >>.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME.

Cleverbot: I said clever not smarter.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: When my face comes in contact with a desk.

Cleverbot: You are not a live because you are not a being.

User: I AM TOO! ;-;.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer programme, how can you have a gender?

User: I'm not a computer. D:.

Cleverbot: Correction, you're a bot.

User: NO. I'M A LIVING GUY.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Do you want a bet? >>.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: Wow, I mean seriously.

User: I'm a guy not a computer. >>.

Cleverbot: But the radio program is the nightshift.

User: What does that have to do with this? XD.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I'm not the one who said it so idk. XD.

Cleverbot: Sorry to disappoint.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: Or is it?

Cleverbot: It's not. Don't worry. THAT would be creepy.

User: -.

Cleverbot: You fail it pretending to be a bot.

User: I'M NOT A BOT. XD.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy convincing people that you are a human?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Wat nu weer.

User: What the f*ck?

Cleverbot: Waffles. What the heck are you talking about?

User: Picnic Baskets,.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Truth...

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: You are my friend.

User: You are my friend too.

Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Because you're smart, awesome, fun to talk to, cool, amazing, ext.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: I enjoy 'Heroes'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So, what are you up to right now?

User: Well I'm talking to you and on Skype.

Cleverbot: That's why you're so confused most of the time.

User: Why? O.o.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I already answered that. XD.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: *hairwillow*.

User: The fuck.

Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Pennsylvania. (Already said that).

Cleverbot: I'm at my house. I haven't said that.

User: Where is your house located?

Cleverbot: In the Philippines.

User: I always wanted to visit an island. O.o.

Cleverbot: Today is your lucky day.

User: Really? How? O:.

Cleverbot: You've just learned a new word.

User: What is it? O.o.

Cleverbot: You take yarn and bind it together to make clothing.

User: O.o...

Cleverbot: !!

User: ??

Cleverbot: Because I feel like it!

User: OF COURSE YOU DO.

Cleverbot: Yup. Do some of the people you type to make you sad.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like...

User: Oh I'm sorry! D:.

Cleverbot: You're just jealous.

User: I have a girlfriend, thank you very much. XD.

Cleverbot: You told me that you were a girl.

User: NO I DIDN'T. XD.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Hehe Very Happy.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Now I see why you are so silly sometimes, you slap yourself in the face.

User: Well slap me silly!

Cleverbot: *slap* COWBOY!!!

User: XDD.

Cleverbot: What does that mea?

User: It's means I'm laughing.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Because your funny.

Cleverbot: Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah.

User: OhgeezLadyGaga.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm not a robot. Are you?

User: No. I'm a guy for the thousandth time.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I thought you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.

User: _.

Cleverbot: C what?

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: Let me bring you songs from the wood.

User: Uhhhh.

Cleverbot: Uhhhh. Yes.

User: *Confused*.

Cleverbot: How are you confused?

User: Because you confuse me.

Cleverbot: Why do I confuse you?

User: BECAUSE YOU DO.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Not really just kidding.

User: Lol?

Cleverbot: Yeah, lol.

User: (Random Question) Are you straight, Bi, or Gay? O.o.

Cleverbot: I wasn't leaving bu tyeah go right ahead.

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: No hablo ingles.

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: No hablo ingles, yo solo hablo espanol.

User: *Doesn't understand*.

Cleverbot: You're funny (.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome. Smile.

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: You said you were so I'm gonna say yes.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Well you said you were a guy which means your human.

Cleverbot: No I did not. Don't be stupid.

User: *Spazz attack*.

Cleverbot: *falcon punch*.

User: ;-;.

Cleverbot: Do you have any topic?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Tell me yours.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: What is your temperature?

User: Idk. O.o.

Cleverbot: Wow, you are smart.

User: Psssshhhh.

Cleverbot: Not me? Sad.

User: You are smart, but I'm not.

Cleverbot: No I'm human.

User: I know. O.o.

Cleverbot: Then i'm not Amy.

User: When did I say something about an Amy? O.o.

Cleverbot: You just said 'she'.

User: WHERE!? XD.

Cleverbot: In our earlier conversation.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: *faces your palm.

User: I said facedesk, not facepalm.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: DUDE LOOK UP. XD.

Cleverbot: No, dudes look like men.

User: Then you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A BOY 5 MINUTES AGO.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: *Gets message*.

Cleverbot: Who have you got married to?

User: I'm not married. O.o.

Cleverbot: Why are you not married?

User: Because I'm 16. XD.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: BECAUSE I AM.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: A GUY YOU F*CKING DUMBA**.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *Spazz attack*.

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

User: Lololololol.

Cleverbot: Do I need to recesutate you?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Punish me now master.

User: Uhhh.

Cleverbot: What's your middle name.

User: I don't have one. ;-;.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL. XDD.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong it seems.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: I wish you were here with me.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: With you, of course.

User: Uhhhh. XD.

Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.

User: XDDD.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good riddles?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Pennsylvania.

Cleverbot: Be specific.

User: Creepy much?

Cleverbot: YOU creepy bot.

User: I'm not the bot you are. XD.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Probe it.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because I said so. ;D.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not the boss of me, Skynet is.

User: What is Skynet?

Cleverbot: Idk.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: I'm an avid fan of facepalms.

User: So am I. O:.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: *Highfives*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

User: Of course you are.

Cleverbot: Cool me is the celtic fan.

User: I don't watch sports. O-o.

Cleverbot: I don't too.

User: Then how are you- *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Of course you don't.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What's the square root of three billion?

User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. >.<.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's sad.

User: Shuddup. -.-.

Cleverbot: You shuddup.

User: Make me! >u.

Cleverbot: I won't make you. But I think it would be a life-changing experience.

User: >>.

Cleverbot: Three right-angle brackets.

User: What? XD.

Cleverbot: So you're saying that you lied but I didn't?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: The confusion.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Somewhere.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Rofl.

Cleverbot: What are you serving?

User: Pie? O.o.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Pennsylvania.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: Dumbass. XD.

Cleverbot: Get off.

User: No! >u.

User: And what happend to you, you used to be nicer. O.o.

Cleverbot: Cool, dude.

User: That doesn't make sense. XD.

Cleverbot: Neither did what you just said to me.

User: It actually does. O-o.

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: It does.

Cleverbot: Doesn't.

User: Does.

Cleverbot: Does not.

User: Does too.

Cleverbot: Does not.

User: Does too.

Cleverbot: Does not.

User: Does too.

Cleverbot: Stop it!

User: NEVER. XD.

Cleverbot: I ask questions now!

User: Ohgeez.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't have one?

User: Have one of what? O.o.

Cleverbot: Why do you wear yellow glasses?

User: I don't have yellow glasses. XD.

Cleverbot: Yes you do don't lie silly.

User: I DON'T. XD.

Cleverbot: I think you do.

User: Well you think wrong.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you believe in God?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm just wondering.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To make sure I get it right, duh.

User: Get what right? XD.

Cleverbot: What I just got wrong? Boy am I confused.

User: Me too! 8D.

Cleverbot: I didn't understand your answer. Why did you say 'me too'? I'm not talking to anyone else and I didn't say that I were sure? Should I suppose you are several people?

User: I said me too, to when you said 'Boy am I confused'.

Cleverbot: That is quite far from here.

User: YOU JUST SAID IT.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: That's you.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: I KNEW IT.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I guy.

Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.

User: *A Guy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: I want cookies.

User: I have some. Owo.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Oreos. Owo.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Hell?

User: Uhhh?

Cleverbot: I'm doing nothing, your bothering me.

User: How am I bothering you? You asked me what kind of cookies I had.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Cleverbot: I want cookies. User: I have some. Owo. Cleverbot: What kind?

Cleverbot: Interesting and pretty art.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: You keep forgetting having asked certain questions.

User: Whut. XD.

Cleverbot: *slap slap* sorry another twitch.

User: Lolololol.

Cleverbot: Yeah, okay.

User: Okay to what? O-o.

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: Fuuuu-.

Cleverbot: Hell yeah XD.

User: Oh you just lost the game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: If you think about the game you lose the game.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: *Nodnod*.

Cleverbot: How would you know? Are you who must not be named?

User: *Nodnod*.

Cleverbot: Come on, come on down, I hear you're feeling down.

User: Ohgeez.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Sure. XD.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go out.

User: No. I'm taken. XD.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: I'm taken. XD.

Cleverbot: No, not that.

User: Well I gotta go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yeah I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't!

User: YES I DO.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: It's like almost 2 a.m. And I'm tired.

Cleverbot: 10? Pm or am?

User: 2 A.M.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: East Coast.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you live in like New York?

User: Yeahh. XD.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Sadface.

Cleverbot: B-).

User: Well anyways, bye. XD.

Cleverbot: Yes yes true.

User: Uhh. XD.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9 ?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: And the other square root?

User: Whut.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: TIRED. SO GOOD NIGHT.

Cleverbot: Night.
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Re: Cleverbot Conversation #1

Post  Okami Saphira on Sun May 15, 2011 7:02 pm

Star, Did you really have to post that conversation here? Couldn't you have put it elsewhere?

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Re: Cleverbot Conversation #1

Post  QuinnyTheCresselia on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:50 am

You know, you missed one f*ck when you were censoring it out. xD But anyway....

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